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GENESIUS TIMES – A new Pew Pew poll shows that Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is winning in nearly every province in China with only the...
Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, couldn’t be any more prouder of being a “first-generation American”, after crossing the sea to reach the United States from...
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hopes giving Parliament five-week vacation will make them like him again. “Who doesn’t love vacations?” Trudeau said, announcing the prorogation. “I mean, yeah,...
WILMINGTON, DE—In a campaign speech today, presidential candidate Joe Biden, with running mate Kamala Harris at this side, debuted his hopeful new slogan. “I want to...
U.S.—Supporters of Kamala Harris have been eagerly awaiting an announcement on who her VP pick will be when she takes over as president approximately 5 minutes...
U.S.—The Trump campaign has been making claims that rival candidate Joe Biden isn’t fit to debate, has been “hiding in his basement,” and may try to...
In a quick conversation with reporters, Kanye West announced that transgender Olympian and reality TV star, Caitlyn Jenner, will be his running mate in the November...
(Babylon Bee) LOS ANGELES, CA—Kanye West has dropped out of the presidential race, several sources confirmed today, after Elon Musk offered to instead make him president...
(Babylon Bee) WASHINGTON, D.C.—Liberals have been complaining about the Washington Monument, which is named after the notorious racist George Washington. Well, Trump is now appeasing them,...
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A furious Donald J. Trump has demanded that Facebook investigate why a status update posted by former President Barack Obama on Monday has...
(The Borowitz Report) – In a sign that Donald J. Trump’s control over the Republican Party is now complete, congressional Republicans on Thursday defended his decision...
PALM BEACH, Florida (The Borowitz Report) – Donald Trump was reportedly “hopping mad” on Saturday after a surprise ICE raid left his Mar-a-Lago retreat with no...
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