MIAMI, Florida – Only in Florida. The Miami-Dade Expressway Authority (MDX) announced today that it has plans to create a bumpered “texting lane” along the...
MIAMI, Florida – As government leaders argue over funding the Zika control effort, environmentalists in Florida are campaigning to save the mosquitos. The Florida Conservation...
With a disappointing year and its future on shaky ground, both Apple and its investors are probably thinking the same thing, what else is the company...
THE INTERNET – A heated debate online was quickly won thanks to that often overlooked left pinkie companion – caps lock! Jordan Ikmann of Toledo, Ohio was frustrated...
VATICAN ENQUIRER – The apple company, after years of doing nothing revolutionizing, announced this morning that it will be shipping its new iPhone 7 with a...
VATICAN ENQUIRER (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain...
The VATICAN ENQUIRER, Los Altos, CA— Having reached nearly 2 million downloads within its first month of release, the new smartphone app ProMiler has quickly become...
PALO ALTO, CA—Asserting that the utmost precaution was being taken to safeguard the future of humanity, leading scientists and engineers said Tuesday that they were confident...
The United States Government is set to vote on a bill which would force cellphone makers to create technology to disable cellphone usage while in a...
(VATICAN ENQUIRER) Cupertino, California – Taking a design style from the 1980’s, Apple has gone retro with its flagship product, the iPhone and introdues the new...
(VATICAN ENQUIRER) In 1827 scientists launched a rocket into space, with the knowledge that by the time it arrived, it would be just in time to...
MONROEVILLE, PA—Listing off a litany of structural and technological flaws, the nation’s leading aerospace engineers issued a stern warning Thursday that local 6-year-old Bradley Koenig’s design...
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