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Costa Rica To Vote For Leaving Central America

In announcing the referendum that will take place later this yer or possibly next, the President reminded the people they voted for him on the platform of change and he is bent on delivering on his promise.
The VATICAN ENQUIRER – Following Brexit, Costa Ricans will soon go to the polls to decide if they want to continue to be part of Central America. The “to split” decision stems from the feeling like they are stuck, that their lives are not getting any better, that they have to keep working harder and harder to make ends meet, and the politicians not doing anything to help them.
They are told to “vote for change! You have nowhere to go but up! Change will make your life better!”
If the “leave” vote wins, Costa Rica would be become independent from Central America, crossing borders would require visas. If the “stay” vote wins, the country would continue to be independent, but forced to be nice with its regional neighbours.
The separatist movement has the support of all parties. One party is also calling for the building of a wall in the north with Nicaragua and south with Panama. The wall, actually a fence, would be topped with razor wire. In areas were a cement wall can be build, it would be topped off with broken glass. Another party is proposing two canals be built to cut off the country on the north and the south and truly become an island nation.
The vote is set for later this year, or maybe next.
Politics
Joe Biden Replaces Trump’s Infamous Diet Coke Button With A Freestyle Machine
STOMPED TOMATO – Of the many of President Joe Biden’s points of business on his first day was to Diet Coke button with a Freestyle machine.
Now former President Donald Trump became fascinated with the little red button sitting on his desk in the oval office. Whenever Trump pressed it, and a valet swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter.
“Freestyle machines are genius. One of the very greatest inventions of our modern times,” Suzie on Twitter.
While many applauded Biden’s decision, some, however, feel the freestyle machines are terrible and the president should get a fountain machine.
It is not clear what happened to the box with the red button. But what of the valet?
Sources told ST that the valet is undergoing training to make the machine is always fully stocked with soda.
People
Daughter finds out her uncle is her dad’s brother
STOMPED TOMATO – A growing trend in the online world are stories of family dynamics changing drastically with uncovered family relationships, such as the daughter who found that her uncle is really her father’s brother.
Another commented that he was in a similar situation, but different, not too long along when he found that his aunt is really his mother’s sister.
“The entire family freaked out,” writes M.
Fortunately, there are a few things that could be done to preserve your family’s chemistry and dynamic.
Family dynamics can really be screwed. Take the case of a B and his wife’s family situation. B writes, “Her mom and aunt both married brothers. So my wife’s uncle (now deceased) was actually her uncle twice over. He was her uncle because her mom’s sister married him, and he was her uncle because her dad was his brother. For that matter, her aunt is also her aunt twice over.”
R writes, “I know exactly how the feeling. I just found out that my brother is my baby’s uncle, and my brother’s children are my child’s cousins. Obviously, this is a confusing time for everyone and we are navigating it as best as we can.”
A has an equally challenging situation, she writes: I just found out that my mom is actually the one who gave birth to me, and that my grandmother is actually my mom’s mom and I’m so confused and worried like what this will do I don’t know if I can see them in the same way now…”
This is very serious. This kind of experience can cause long lasting trauma.
One recommendation is to log off the internet, obviously, these people have way too much time on their hands. For those who can’t log off, you can help improve your family dynamic by going on Amazon and order lots of self-help books.
Luckily there are many treatments for this ailment being experimented with.
Politics
WHO congratulates Donald Trump for having carried out a coup without leaving home
While a lot of countries and international organizations condemned Wednesday’s riots in the United States Capitol, the Wordly Health Organization congratulated President Donald Trump for acting responsibly in the midst of a historic pandemic, for staging a coup from home.
Given the warnings of health authorities not to go out, Mr Trump decided maintain social distancing and stay at home to try to overturn the 2020 presidential elections.
“We are pleasantly surprised at responsibility that Donald Trump took need to the stay at home measures by the WHO during the events on Capitol Hill on January 7, 2021,” said the organization in a statement.
In a statement of his own, Donald Trump said that he preferred to stay at home, “where I can see them from the comfort of my home, than to do it out there with who knows who”.
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