STOMPED TOMATO (Latest) The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and marketed by Pepsi Cola, as part of the merger of the two companies, as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will soon be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, the new product cannot be called a soft drink and will give new meaning to the name cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Pfizer, nor Pepsi, have made public the name of the new drink, but “Mount & Do” is a front runner, according to sources close to the situation.
Thought for the day… There is more money being spent on breast augmentations (implants) and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that in the coming years, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and no recollection of what to do with them.
No word yet when the new drink will be available or if a prescription will be required.
Financial analysts predict that the merger will tank Coca Cola.