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Study: Climate Change May Melt Cher By 2020
VATICAN ENQUIRER – new study released today shows that global climate change may melt American pop icon Cher within five years.
According to the analysis, published in the prestigious journal Nature, higher temperatures near Cher’s home in Southern California will likely melt materials used in her numerous plastic surgeries, turning her into what scientists describe as a “puddle”.
“If she goes outdoors for even five minutes, it could be the end,” says Boris Samuelson, the lead researcher on the study. “We’ve run the numbers. Those polymers were not built to withstand the kind of temperatures that are coming.
“And the fact that she works in Vegas makes it even worse. In summertime she may not be able to survive the walk between her limo and the hotel.”
Scientists have recently discovered that places like Saudi Arabia and Dubai may be uninhabitable by 2100 due to increased temperatures from human generated climate change.
But today’s study is the first to link increased temperatures to cosmetic surgery, which has become an increasingly popular option for wealthy women in developed nations.
“An entire generation of celebrities and trophy wives are now in danger,” explains Samuelson. “Particularly those living in places like LA and Miami Beach.”
“Undergoing major surgery to make your body conform to an impossibly perfect standard of beauty may seem like a good idea. But there are real risks.”
Source; http://dailycurrant.com
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Daughter finds out her uncle is her dad’s brother
STOMPED TOMATO – A growing trend in the online world are stories of family dynamics changing drastically with uncovered family relationships, such as the daughter who found that her uncle is really her father’s brother.
Another commented that he was in a similar situation, but different, not too long along when he found that his aunt is really his mother’s sister.
“The entire family freaked out,” writes M.
Fortunately, there are a few things that could be done to preserve your family’s chemistry and dynamic.
Family dynamics can really be screwed. Take the case of a B and his wife’s family situation. B writes, “Her mom and aunt both married brothers. So my wife’s uncle (now deceased) was actually her uncle twice over. He was her uncle because her mom’s sister married him, and he was her uncle because her dad was his brother. For that matter, her aunt is also her aunt twice over.”
R writes, “I know exactly how the feeling. I just found out that my brother is my baby’s uncle, and my brother’s children are my child’s cousins. Obviously, this is a confusing time for everyone and we are navigating it as best as we can.”
A has an equally challenging situation, she writes: I just found out that my mom is actually the one who gave birth to me, and that my grandmother is actually my mom’s mom and I’m so confused and worried like what this will do I don’t know if I can see them in the same way now…”
This is very serious. This kind of experience can cause long lasting trauma.
One recommendation is to log off the internet, obviously, these people have way too much time on their hands. For those who can’t log off, you can help improve your family dynamic by going on Amazon and order lots of self-help books.
Luckily there are many treatments for this ailment being experimented with.
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Trump Says He Doesn’t Need Bolton’s Book Read To Him
Donald J. Trump has “no intention whatsoever” of having John Bolton’s book read aloud to him, Trump confirmed on Monday.
Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that his daughter, Ivanka Trump, had obtained a draft manuscript of the Bolton book and had offered to read it aloud to him “like she does with all of the other books,” Trump said, according to The New Yorker.
“She reads the books to me slowly and stops when there’s a long word to tell me what it means,” Trump said. “But I told her that the Bolton book was the last book in the world that I wanted to hear.”
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El Chapo Didn’t Want Witnesses At His Trial
The convicted drug lord known as El Chapo said on Thursday that he was “outraged” his 2019 trial had included witnesses. He also revealed that he was demanding a new trial without them.
Speaking from ADX Florence, a maximum-security facility in Colorado, the former drug kingpin complained that his trial would have resulted in a speedy acquittal had it not been for the irritating presence of witnesses, reports The New Yorker.
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