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U.S Bans Yoga Pants; Canada Considering Similar Action
VATICAN ENQUIRER – Yoga pants have been a controversial topic across America, the issue first surfacing in Massachusetts, Oklahoma and Californa, as the snugnitude encasing the lower half of women’s bodies struck fear in the hears of Americans.
How the debate is over, the Federal government has issued a ban on the sale and wear of yoga pants in public. An source within the administration told the Vatican Enquirer that banning the use in private homes is also being considered, a decision that will clear be one to be made by Michelle Obama.
The argument used to enact the ba is that they’re to distracting to men, they create a lustful atmosphere infecting society.
A national group is said to be planning a protest against the ban, saying the prohibition is antiquated and warped, women should not be told that their clothing is responsible for men’s bad behaviour. The message sent to men is that their behaviours are excusable, or understandable given what women are wearing.
For now, authorities are only issuing warnings. But a source at the Justice Department said the in the near future women will be arrested and prosecuted.
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Joe Biden Replaces Trump’s Infamous Diet Coke Button With A Freestyle Machine
STOMPED TOMATO – Of the many of President Joe Biden’s points of business on his first day was to Diet Coke button with a Freestyle machine.
Now former President Donald Trump became fascinated with the little red button sitting on his desk in the oval office. Whenever Trump pressed it, and a valet swiftly brought in a Diet Coke on a silver platter.
“Freestyle machines are genius. One of the very greatest inventions of our modern times,” Suzie on Twitter.
While many applauded Biden’s decision, some, however, feel the freestyle machines are terrible and the president should get a fountain machine.
It is not clear what happened to the box with the red button. But what of the valet?
Sources told ST that the valet is undergoing training to make the machine is always fully stocked with soda.
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WHO congratulates Donald Trump for having carried out a coup without leaving home
While a lot of countries and international organizations condemned Wednesday’s riots in the United States Capitol, the Wordly Health Organization congratulated President Donald Trump for acting responsibly in the midst of a historic pandemic, for staging a coup from home.
Given the warnings of health authorities not to go out, Mr Trump decided maintain social distancing and stay at home to try to overturn the 2020 presidential elections.
“We are pleasantly surprised at responsibility that Donald Trump took need to the stay at home measures by the WHO during the events on Capitol Hill on January 7, 2021,” said the organization in a statement.
In a statement of his own, Donald Trump said that he preferred to stay at home, “where I can see them from the comfort of my home, than to do it out there with who knows who”.
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Mexico decided they WILL pay for the wall; Canada wants one too
After the events in Washington’s Capitol Hill, Mexico has decided that they WILL pay for the Trump wall, commonly referred to as “the wall”. And Canada wants one too.
For years Mexico has refused to be pressured by U.S. President Donald Trump to “write out a check” for the border wall, stating that it is a wall they don’t want or need. But that came to an end as the events unfolded in real time on Wednesday, January 7, 2021.
Mexico’s President, Andrés Manuel López Obrador (AMLO), said that given this week’s events in the United States and the pledge by president-elect Joe Biden to halt construction of the wall, now is the time to take action before it’s too late.
Asked as to how he intends to pay for the wall, AMLO explained it would most likely be jointly by the government and “private enterprise” and that Mexico would reimburse the United States for the about 30 miles (48 km) that has been built since 2017, with a plan to have the rest built in less than 60 days.
AMLO detailed that Mexican workers from “both sides” of the border would work around the clock on the wall project.
The President also emphasized that the purpose of the wall would change from one to keep Mexicans from crossing over to the U.S., but rather to keep protect Mexico from its neighbour.
Canada’s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Thursday that he would be counting the friendship and cooperation with Mexico over a wide range of political, trade, social, environmental and security interests to get a wall built across the 8,891 kilometers (5,524 miles) terrestrial boundary with the United States.
Trudeau and AMLO are expected to start talks in the coming days.
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