Walk Naked In Canada Day


VATICAN ENQUIRER – A movement has begun in the Canada asking women to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Next Saturday, at 3:00 P.M. Eastern Time, all women are being asked to do their part. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort, depending on weather conditions.

Similar events will be occuring in the United States. Organizers hope that women in Mexico and all the way to Argentina will participate.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

All patriotic men are asked to step out  in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

P.S. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don’t like and share this, your just not right in the head.


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